Dr. Kleiner Announcer Pack

Main article: Isaac Kleiner

Welcome

• Play Welcome! Welcome to Dota!

Introduction

• Play Ah heh hem. Is this on?
• Play Is this on?
• Play Hello?
• Play Oh, I see. Are those little…little people down there? Wonderful what they can do these days.
• Play I had a terrarium once…rather like this…well, except with mice. And a chameleon. But the possibilities for combat were much the same.

Spectating

• Play Is this on?
• Play Will I need my calculator for this?
• Play I'm not much of an announcer but I'll do my best.
• Play There they go! Uh, where are they going?
• Play Quite active, aren't they?
• Play I believe that is a juvenile form of neutral creep.
• Play What I wouldn't give for a net and a killing jar.
• Play I was distracted for a moment there. What just happened?
• Play What a peaceful scene.
• Play Ah, butterflies!
• Play Nothing quite as restful as a river.
• Play I can't quite identify these trees. I wonder if there's a field guide.
• Play Does this always go on this long?
• Play It won't be long now, one way or another.
• Play I hope you will forgive my meager display of expert knowledge.
• Play I truly am confused.
• Play There is certain to be unimaginable retaliation.

Picking a Hero

• Play Yes, yes.
• Play Now who might you be?
• Play You make a very fine first impression.
• Play What sort of creature are you supposed to be?

Drawing First Blood

• Play I hope they take a sample.
• Play I'm AB negative myself.

Purchasing an Item

• Play Excellent.
• Play Almost certainly a sound investment.
• Play Is that an allowable expense?
• Play I didn't see that in the budget. Well, no matter.
• Play That is bound to pay off.

Praises

• Play One of your finest.
• Play Splendid.
• Play That must be your specialty.
• Play How did you do that?
• Play Don't let it go to your head.

Denying

• Play Nicely done.
• Play Well well.
• Play Hear hear!
• Play I like to think I'd have done the same.
• Play A master stroke.

Killing

• Play Very efficient.
• Play It's no less than I expect of you.
• Play If you'll excuse me for a moment, I am a bit squeamish.
• Play You were well within your rights, I'd say.
• Play Mercy doesn't enter into it, hm?
• Play You're rather good at killing things.
• Play Quite a pummelling.
• Play How terribly heroic.

Dying

• Play Most regrettable.
• Play Oh dear.
• Play That was less than optimal.
• Play Oh fie.
• Play Was that the best you can do?
• Play I'm not distracting you am I?
• Play Glad I'm not in your shoes…if those are shoes.

Gaining a Level

• Play You cut a dashing figure.
• Play You cut a most appealing figure.
• Play Well, that was unexpected.
• Play You appear to be glowing.
• Play I expect you're rather pleased with yourself.

Team Wipe

• Play You might want to find a way to be more useful to your boon companions.
• Play Your entire team destroyed? I wish I could say I had no idea what you're feeling right now.

Respawning

• Play Good of you to return.
• Play Well, don't be discouraged.
• Play Let's not dwell on the past. Get right back to it.
• Play You again!

Roshan

• Play What sort of beast is that?
• Play What sort of beast is that?
• Play Catch and release wild Roshan.
• Play Oh dear, and that was the last of its kind.
• Play There appears to be cheese in the lava.
• Play Nothing good will come of this, I fear!
• Play Oh wonderful! Well deserved.
• Play I was hoping that would fall to you. Well, perhaps it's for the best.
• Play Any chance you could tag that thing and release it into the wild?

Winning

• Play A foregone conclusion, I should think.
• Play I like to think your success is a testament to my mentorship.

Losing

• Play Back to the drawing board. In fact, maybe we should draw up plans for a new drawing board.
• Play Don't be discouraged. It only encourages them.

Picking Heroes

• Play Choose your hero, my good friend.
• Play Go ahead. Select your heroes.
• Play Your turn to pick.
• Play I'm afraid it's the enemy's turn to pick.
• Play Dire team pick.
• Play Radiant team pick.
• Play It's your turn to ban.
• Play I believe it's the enemy's turn to ban.
• Play Dire team ban.
• Play Radiant team ban.
• Play Radiant's team is completely complete.
• Play Your team is complete.
• Play Dire's team is quite complete.
• Play The ball is in play. The dice have been thrown. Et cetera et cetera.
• Play All Pick.
• Play All Random.
• Play Captain's Draft.
• Play Captains Mode.
• Play Random Draft.
• Play Single Draft.
• Play Death Match.
• Play Easy Mode.
• Play Ten seconds remaining.
• Play Five seconds remaining.
• Play Reserve time.
• Play Extra time.
• Play You are using Reserve Time.
• Play You are using Extra Time.

Beginning Battle

• Play Thirty seconds to battle.
• Play Ten seconds to battle.
• Play You really should prepare for battle.
• Play The battle begins!
• Play The battle begins! Or so I am told.
• Play This is it! The battle begins.
• Play Oh, is this it?
• Play Are we starting now?
• Play Look at them go!
• Play I suppose I better start paying closer attention to the…oh…butterflies!

	Your	Radiant	Dire	Enemy
Courier Killed		Play Brace yourself for sad tidings: Radiant's courier has been slain. Play Radiant's courier has been slain. Play Bad tidings, I'm afraid: Radiant's courier has been slain. Play Radiant's courier has been slain. Let us hope it left no little ones behind. Play Radiant's courier has been slain. A moment of silence please. Play Radiant's courier has been slain. This is no sort of place for a peaceable beast.	Play Ladies and gentlemen, Dire's courier has been slain. Play Dire's courier has been slain. Play It is with grave emotion that I report the death of Dire's courier. Play Dire's courier has been slain. News of the death is expected to travel swiftly. Play I take no pleasure in informing you that Dire's courier has been slain. Play Dire's courier has been slain.
Roshan Killed		Play Roshan has fallen to the Radiant! Play For reasons known only to itself, the Radiant have slain Roshan. Play We now have confirmation that Roshan is the latest victim of Radiant hostility. Play Roshan has fallen to the Radiant! Roshan, we hardly knew ye. Play And so Roshan passes into history, leaving nothing but fond memories, a taste of immortality, and a questionable cheese.	Play Roshan has fallen to the Dire! Play Roshan has been ruthlessly exploited by the Dire. Play Oh dear, Poor Roshan has fallen afoul of the Dire. Play Roshan has fallen to the Dire! I hope the magnificent creature did not suffer overmuch. Play Whatever race Roshan represented is now officially extinct.
Structure Under Attack	Play Your ancient is under attack. Play Your ancient is under attack. And I'm not feeling so well myself. Play Your ancient is under attack. Imagine how I feel. Play Good grief! Your ancient is under attack! Play Your top tower is under attack. Play Your top tower is under attack. No reflection on you, you understand. Play I hate to inform you that your top tower is under attack. Play Your middle tower is under attack. Play Your middle tower is under attack. Just thought you'd want to know. Play Regrettably, your middle tower is under attack. Play Your bottom tower is under attack. Play Your bottom tower is under attack. Does this happen a lot? Play Excuse me but your bottom tower is under attack. Play Your top barracks are under attack. Play Your top barracks are under attack. Most distressing. Play Get moving! Your top barracks are under attack! Play Your middle barracks are under attack. Play Your middle barracks are under attack. I regret being bearer of such tidings. Play You should know that your middle barracks are under attack. Play Your bottom barracks are under attack. Play Your bottom barracks are under attack. I'm sure this can still be remedied. Play I hate to say it, but your bottom barracks are under attack.	Play Radiant's ancient is under attack. Play Radiant's ancient is under attack. Someone had better do something. Play Radiant's ancient is under attack. I can't believe my eyes. Play My goodness. Radiant's ancient is under attack. Play Radiant's top tower is under attack. Play Radiant's top tower is under attack. And not in a good way. Play It would appear Radiant's top tower is under attack. Play Radiant's middle tower is under attack. Play Radiant's middle tower is under attack. I have no reason to lie about such things. Play Strange to say, Radiant's middle tower is under attack. Play Radiant's bottom tower is under attack. Play Radiant's bottom tower is under attack. Has that ever been cause for celebration? Play Radiant's bottom tower is being subjected to extreme violence. Play Radiant's top barracks are under attack. Play Radiant's top barracks are under attack. And what an attack it is. Play A little bird tells me that Radiant's top barracks are under attack! Play Radiant's middle barracks are under attack. Play Radiant's middle barracks are under attack. Pay very close attention now. Play Radiant's lovely middle barracks are under great duress. Play Radiant's bottom barracks are under attack. Play Radiant's bottom barracks are under attack. It seems to be going around. Play I spy with my little eye that Radiant's bottom barracks are under attack!	Play Dire's ancient is under attack. Play Dire's ancient is under attack. That can't be a positive development. Play Dire's ancient is under attack. You heard it here first! Play Stop the presses! Dire's ancient is under attack. Play Can it be that Dire's ancient is under attack? Yes! Yes it is! Play Dire's top tower is under attack. Play Dire's top tower is under attack. Must I repeat myself? Play Dire's top tower is being attacked like nobody's business. Play Dire's middle tower is under attack. Play Dire's middle tower is under attack. I feel like a broken record. Play Dire's middle tower is under an extraordinary amount of stress. Play Dire's bottom tower is under attack. Play I don't mean to be alarmist, but…Dire's bottom tower is under attack. Play Sorry, I just noticed that Dire's bottom tower is under attack. Play Dire's top barracks are under attack. Play Dire's top barracks are under attack. To put it bluntly. Play Wouldn't you just know it? Dire's top barracks are under attack. Play Dire's middle barracks are under attack. Play Dire's middle barracks are under attack. Oh this is a sorry state of affairs. Play Dear me. Dire's middle barracks are under attack. Play Dire's bottom barracks are under attack. Play Dire's bottom barracks are under attack. That's good news for someone, rather worse news for someone else. Play It cannot be stated firmly enough that Dire's bottom barracks are under attack.
Structure Fallen	Play Oh dear. Your top tower has fallen. Play Your middle tower has fallen. Play Your middle tower has fallen. Let's hope that's the worst of it. Play Your bottom tower has fallen. Play Your bottom tower has fallen. They seem rather prone to that don’t they? Play It would appear that your bottom tower has fallen. Play Your top barracks has fallen. Play Your top barracks has fallen. I'm afraid there's no fixing it. Play Well, drat. Your top barracks has fallen. Play Your middle barracks has fallen. Play You rmiddle barracks has fallen. Was that an important one? Play I regret to inform you of the loss of your middle barracks. Play Your bottom barracks has fallen. Play Your bottom barracks has fallen. I assure you, any disappointment you may hear in my voice is completely imaginary. Play Your bottom barracks are no more, my friend.	Play Radiant's top tower has fallen. Play Radiant's top tower has fallen. Surely that was intentional? Play Well, it seems that Radiant's top tower has fallen. Play Radiant's middle tower has fallen. Play Radiant's middle tower has fallen. Someone must be very pleased with themselves. Play I would like to point out that Radiant's middle tower has fallen. Play Radiant's middle tower has fallen. Someone must be very pleased with themselves. Or himself…uh…singular antecedent, singular pronoun. Play Radiant's bottom tower has fallen. Play Radiant's bottom tower has fallen. Seems to be the day for it. Play Oh look, Radiant's bottom tower has fallen. Play Radiant's top barracks has fallen. Play Radiant's top barracks has fallen. Well, that seals it. Seals something anyway. Play Fascinating. Radiant's top barracks has fallen. Play Radiant's middle barracks has fallen. Play Radiant's middle barracks has fallen. And yet, all is not lost. Play Dear me! Radiant's middle barracks has fallen. Play I'll just point out that Radiant's middle barracks has fallen. Play Radiant's bottom barracks has fallen. Play Radiant's bottom barracks has fallen. Could still go either way though. Play I don't believe it! Radiant's bottom barracks has fallen.	Play Dire's top tower has fallen. Play Dire's top tower has fallen. I could have predicted this. Play In a stunning development, Dire's top tower has fallen. Play Dire's middle tower has fallen. Play Dire's middle tower has fallen. As any fool can see. Play I am required to point out that Dire's middle tower has fallen. Play Dire's bottom tower has fallen. Play Dire's bottom tower has fallen. If that's the proper term for it, and I believe it is. Play In a blow to the Dire, their bottom tower has fallen. Play Dire's top barracks has fallen. Play Dire's top barracks has fallen. Fate is smiling, but not in their direction. Play Someone might want to inform the Dire that their top barracks has fallen. Play Dire's middle barracks has fallen. Play Dire's middle barracks has fallen. That seems like it might be a significant development. Play If you're just tuning in, Dire's middle barracks has fallen. Play Dire's bottom barracks has fallen. Play Dire's bottom barracks has fallen. There are more where that came from. Ah wait, ah what, there are no more where that came from. Play Sadly, Dire's bottom barracks has fallen.	Play The enemy's top tower has fallen. Play The enemy's top tower has fallen. There, that must feel good. Play Note well: The enemy's top tower has fallen. Play The enemy's middle tower has fallen. Play The enemy's middle tower has fallen. It's hard to see that as anything but advantageous. Play At last, the enemy's middle tower has fallen. Play The enemy's bottom tower has fallen. Play The enemy's bottom tower has fallen. One in a series, I daresay. Play You'll be delighted to hear the enemy's bottom tower has fallen. Play The enemy's top barracks has fallen. Play The enemy's top barracks has fallen. As I knew it eventually must. Play Pat yourself on the back. The enemy's top barracks has fallen. Play The enemy's middle barracks has fallen. Play The enemy's middle barracks has fallen. Someone's worst fears confirmed. Play It's too good to be true! The enemy's middle barracks has fallen. Play The enemy's bottom barracks has fallen. Play The enemy's bottom barracks has fallen. Well, I hope you're very pleased with yourself. Play The enemy's bottom barracks has incredibly fallen.
Structure Denied	Play Your top tower has been denied. Play Your top tower has been denied. It's a little thing I know but take some pride in it. Play Well done. Your top tower has been denied. Play Your middle tower has been denied. Play Your middle tower has been denied. Better than the alternative certainly. Play Just in time, your middle tower has been denied. Play Your midmost stony obelisk has been denied. Play Your bottom tower has been denied. Play Your bottom tower has been denied. Does it get any better than this? Play Not to brag but your bottom tower has been denied.	Play Radiant's top tower has been denied. Play Radiant's top tower has been denied. Let it never be said of that tower that it is such a jolly good fellow that nobody shall deny it. Play Surprisingly or not, Radiant's top tower has been denied. Play Radiant's middle tower has been denied. Play Radiant's middle tower has been denied. I've never seen a tower more denied. Play My oh my, Radiant's middle tower has been denied. Play Radiant's bottom tower has been denied. Play Radiant's bottom tower has been denied. This is quite a day. Play Radiant's bottom tower has been soundly denied.	Play Dire's top tower has been denied. Play Dire's top tower has been denied. We won't be seeing that tower again. Play What a blow! Dire's top tower has been denied. Play In the grand tradition of tower denial, Dire's top tower has been denied. Play Dire's middle tower has been denied. Play Dire's middle tower has been denied. And not a moment too soon. Play In a master stroke of sorts, Dire denied its middle tower. Play Dire's bottom tower has been denied. Play Dire's bottom tower has been denied. As have I on various occasions. Play How about that? Dire's bottom tower has been denied! Play It is my solemn duty to inform you that Dire's bottom tower has been denied.	Play The enemy's top tower has been denied. Play The enemy's top tower has been denied. Keep up the good…ah what? Never mind. Play The enemy just denied their top tower. Play The enemy's middle tower has been denied. Play The enemy's middle tower has been denied. Has there ever been a more flagrant injustice? Play The enemy's middle tower was flagrantly denied. Play The enemy's bottom tower has been denied. Play The enemy's bottom tower has been denied. Play The enemy's bottom tower has been denied. Well, I'm crushed. Play Well, well, the enemy's bottom tower has been denied.
Structure Fortified		Play I've never seen Radiant's structures looking so fortified. Play Radiant's structures are beautifully fortified. Play Radiant's structures are fortified. Play Radiant's structures are fortified. There appears to be some sort of magic at work. Play Radiant's structures are fortified. In fact they appear radiant with health. Play Radiant's structures are not only fortified, they are positively glowing.	Play Very nice. Dire's structures are fortified. Play Dire's structures are cunningly fortified. Play Dire's structures are fortified. Play Dire's structures are fortified. They are looking quite robust. Play Dire's structures are fortified. What a marvelous glow! Play In a stroke of cunning, or perhaps of desperation, Dire's structures have been fortified!
Megacreeps are spawning.	Play Rejoice! You now have megacreeps.	Play I have it on good authority that the Radiant now have megacreeps.	Play In late breaking news, the Dire now have megacreeps.	Play I'm sorry to report, the enemy now has megacreeps.
Victory		Play Radiant victory! Play Victory of the most Radiant sort! Play I'm certain no one here will forget where they were when the Radiant seized their victory.	Play Dire victory! And I do mean dire. Play And the Dire seize the day in the direst possible way.